He is so sick. I feel horrible. The only time he was happy tonight was when he was standing at the bath waiting to get in. Then he slipped and hit his head. I am so sad. I feel like a shit mother. I’m letting work commitments come before my baby and I hate myself. (Taken with instagram)
Happy 9 months to the best little guy around! I like, have plan your 1st birthday soon?!?! (Taken with instagram)
JESUS
I thought my skin fell off.
I’ve been sitting at my computer in a towel for so long that I forgot I wasn’t dressed.
So when I got up and the towel fell off…
It felt like I was melting.
Why do people shush their babies angrily?
When I was in hospital before Max, the lady next to me had a newborn and she would shush it so angrily.
There was nothing soothing or calming about her shushing. And she did it every time the baby squeaked. Which drove me nuts and led to happy cheering/dancing when she left two days later.
And it’s not just her!
One of the temp staff at work shushes angrily. Short abrupt shushes. Like a teacher would do if you were talking in class.
And today, I saw a lady in Big W trying to calm her screaming newborn by shushing angrily, almost spitting, at it and walking like she had trampoline feet.
Because babies totally want to be calmed by a wash cycle in my washing machine.
If I shush Max like that, he cries louder as if to say “BITCH, DON’T SHUSH ME!”
The over 60’s and Facebook.
It’s called Facebook, not “The Facebook”. Same for “The Google.”
The Search bar is for finding people, the status bar is not. ‘Tom Jones’ was your last status update…
“Why is that picture on my Facebook?!”
It’s not. It is your feed.
“I don’t want people to see that from me!!”
They can’t. There’s a difference between your Facebook feed and page.
“Why are there so many cats on my Facebook?”
TYPING IN CAPITAL LETTERS BECAUSE THEY’RE EASIER TO SEE
*clicks on all ads*
They should just make a simplified Facebook for old people that has pictures of the faces of all the people that they want to spy on, so they can just click the face then scroll through their pictures and make snarky comments about them.
I WANT THESE FOR MY FEET! But yeah. I said “I will not buy more baby clothes” then 12 hours later, I BOUGHT MORE BABY CLOTHES. I have a problem. (Taken with instagram)
Bye mum. (Taken with instagram)
I give him 14 days. And he’ll be trying to take steps. He better not do it at daycare.
He’s been walking with the walker for a couple of weeks now, but I can never get a video of it before he gets bored.
It’s feeding time at the farm… (Taken with instagram)
Red won the most votes. Then he spewed on it. SIGH. (Taken with instagram)
